::krista needs::

So I did that thing where you type your name and then "needs" into google, since this seems to be the popular thing now. That's right, I'm a bandwagon jumper. But it's actually pretty funny. Here are the things I need:

• Krista needs her friends to be patient and understanding.
• Krista needs to practice her wise-girl accent with someone.
• Krista needs to have an approved, active home study.
• Krista needs attachment therapy.
• Krista needs to have someone tell her to straighten her act out or she'll be 30 and replaced by the 8,000 other, younger, better boob jobs in town.
• Krista needs to support her workouts and any other imbalances she is trying to correct/prevent.
• Krista needs a halloween costume!
• Krista needs tests or to be close to the hospital.
• Krista needs the make-up seminar.
• Krista needs prayer.
• Krista needs the help of her brother, North Star. But how can she find him?

Funny, huh? I especially like that google knows that I need my brother North Star...but, apparently doesn't know how I will find him. This made me extremely happy!

Have a great day! :)